The video opens with the announcement of a twerking duel for the speaker's love, featuring two big booty participants.

• A twerking duel is announced for the speaker's affection with two big booty participants.
• The first participant is revealed to be the muffin.

The second participant arrives, and initial interactions unfold.

• The second participant, Princess Platano, arrives and is insulted, mistaking her for Shrek's sister.
• The speaker offends Princess Platano, who leaves, and the speaker refuses to chase after her.

Characters prepare for the twerking duel and discuss the state of the kingdom.

• Preparations for the twerking duel begin, with mentions of other characters like Rapunzel and the Muffin Man.
• There's a discussion about the lack of Christmas decorations in the castle.

The speaker reminisces about past romantic encounters and the characters of the kingdom.

• The speaker reflects on a past encounter with Cinderella and other fairytale creatures.
• The speaker acknowledges keeping track of everyone who enters the kingdom.

Princess Platano undergoes a transformation for the upcoming duel.

• The speaker is given a new look with makeup and a wig for the twerking duel.
• There's a humorous exchange about the speaker's pet goose and a past Tinder encounter.

The twerking duel is called off, and personal confrontations occur between characters.

• The twerking duel is called off, and the speaker declares their intent to remain alone.
• Princess Platano and the speaker confront each other and decide to become besties.

The video concludes with characters making amends and Princess Platano leaving.

• Princess Platano is helped with final makeup touches before her departure.
• The speaker wishes Princess Platano well as she leaves.