AUSTRALIA GETS THESE JOKES | Andrew Schulz
The Andrew Schulz
6 min, 15 sec
A detailed comedic narrative covering the performer's experience in Australia, poking fun at international relations and cultural quirks.
Summary
- The performer starts by discussing Australia's defense obligations should China invade Taiwan.
- He recalls his first visit to Bondi Beach, focusing humorously on the beachgoers and their clothing choices.
- He observes the socio-political climate in Australia, referencing protests and the situation of Aboriginal people.
- The performance moves to a humorous take on the wildlife and Chinese tourists on Rottnest Island.
- The narrative includes a satirical strategy for distinguishing Taiwanese people if a conflict with China occurs.
- The act concludes with the performer announcing his upcoming American tour, offering humorous observations on American culture.
Chapter 1
The performer discusses Australia's obligation to defend Taiwan in the event of a Chinese invasion.
- The performer sets the stage for a discussion about the potential conflict between China and Taiwan and Australia's role.
- He questions the audience's confidence in being able to distinguish friends from foes in such a scenario.
Chapter 2
The performer shares his first experiences in Sydney, especially his anticipation and humorous observations at Bondi Beach.
- Upon arriving in Sydney, the performer immediately visits Bondi Beach.
- He humorously describes his expectation to see an Indian man wearing jeans and socks walking into the ocean.
Chapter 3
The performer observes various cultural and socio-political scenarios in Australia.
- He notes the presence of protests regarding the Israel-Palestine conflict.
- The performer makes a satirical comment on Aboriginals' reaction to land rights and the cost of living in Australia.
Chapter 4
The performer jokes about the wildlife on Rottnest Island and the prevalence of Chinese tourists.
- He makes a jest about Rottnest Island being full of Chinese tourists to the point where the local quokkas have stopped smiling.
- He comically suggests that the Chinese presence is so strong, Rottnest Island might as well be called 'Taiwan'.
Chapter 5
The performer presents a humorous strategy for identification in a hypothetical conflict involving China and Taiwan.
- He humorously suggests the difficulty of distinguishing Chinese from Taiwanese in the event of a conflict.
- The performer offers a comical 'strategy' that involves Taiwanese temporarily altering their appearance.
Chapter 6
The performer announces his upcoming American tour with a comedic take on American culture.
- He expresses his excitement to return to America and announces the 'Life Tour' across the country.
- The performer humorously comments on American society, including references to pop culture and political correctness.