Dwight's Perfect Crime - The Office US

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The Office

1 min, 6 sec

A detailed account of an imagined perfect crime involving a heist at Tiffany's, a love affair, international escape, and a long-term deception.

Summary

  • The speaker devises a perfect crime by stealing a chandelier from Tiffany's and escaping.
  • They encounter Tiffany, the business owner's daughter, and engage in a romantic affair.
  • The speaker plans a deceptive escape to Canada and later instructs Tiffany to meet them in various locations, which they never intend to honor.
  • After decades, the speaker reveals having a son who is the Chief of Police and the hiding place of the chandelier in Berlin.

Chapter 1

The Heist at Tiffany's

0:00 - 12 sec

The speaker describes breaking into Tiffany's to steal a priceless chandelier instead of raiding the vault.

  • Breaks into Tiffany's at midnight, targeting the chandelier over the vault.
  • Is caught by Tiffany, the owner's daughter, during the theft.

Chapter 2

The Unexpected Romance

0:12 - 12 sec

An unexpected romantic encounter with Tiffany leads to a night together and a deceptive escape plan.

  • The speaker and Tiffany engage in a romantic affair throughout the night.
  • In the morning, the speaker escapes in a police uniform and deceives Tiffany with plans to meet in Mexico.

Chapter 3

The Long Con

0:24 - 12 sec

The speaker reveals a life-long deception involving their escape to Canada, a surprise son, and a rendezvous in Paris.

  • The speaker escapes to Canada, preferring the cold and distrusting Tiffany.
  • Decades later, learns of a son who is now the Chief of Police.

Chapter 4

The Final Deception and the Stashed Chandelier

0:36 - 9 sec

The narrative concludes with the speaker avoiding a final meeting with Tiffany and revealing the chandelier's hiding place.

  • The speaker instructs Tiffany to meet in Paris but instead goes to Berlin.
  • The chandelier is revealed to be stashed in Berlin.

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