Salad Fingers promotes various merchandise items available in the store.

• Introduces new latex Salad Fingers masks.
• Shows off the ultimate Salad Fingers plush plus.
• Mentions the availability of high-quality t-shirts, hoodies, and other items.

Salad Fingers expresses his worries about the upcoming Grand Feast.

• Salad Fingers fears the Grand Feast will be a disaster and that he will be ridiculed.
• He calls upon 'mother of life' and 'grandmother growth' in a ritualistic manner, showing his distress.

Salad Fingers prepares for the feast and anticipates the attendance of high society.

• Salad Fingers refers to high society guests and the opportunity to ascend in status.
• He scolds Hubert Cumberdale for perceived misbehavior.
• Extends formal invitations and demands faster work from an unseen entity.

Salad Fingers interacts with miniature figures and provides guidance on behavior.

• Salad Fingers converses with miniature figures, calling one 'delicious'.
• He instructs the figures on how to behave in front of an important guest.

Salad Fingers reflects on existential concepts and delegates tasks.

• Salad Fingers speaks of the 'Great Sand Flower' and 'edge of forever'.
• He discusses the importance of 'the moon's reason' and introduces Bartholomew De Grace.

Salad Fingers finalizes the feast preparations and awaits the arrival of guests.

• Salad Fingers addresses the need for skirting boards and the lack of vegetables.
• He prepares Bartholomew De Grace for the feast and instructs on the location of spare towels.

Salad Fingers starts the feast without the guests and deals with an unruly figure.

• Salad Fingers decides to begin eating as the guests are late and the food is going cold.
• He tries to calm Bartholomew De Grace and expresses a lack of patience for disruptions.