Colbert begins by addressing the audience and leads into a segment about the GOP's recent self-inflicted political struggles.

• Colbert welcomes the audience to the show and prepares to critique Republican Congress members.
• He describes how Republicans have been undermining themselves, especially with their recent actions directed by Trump.

Colbert talks about the GOP's failed attempt to impeach Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas.

• The GOP's efforts to impeach Mayorkas, who is relatively unknown to the public, are mocked.
• Colbert highlights the lack of strategy in the GOP's actions and their misplaced confidence in securing votes.

The spotlight is on Al Green's dramatic return to Congress for the impeachment vote and the GOP's attempt to reconsider the vote.

• Congressman Al Green makes a surprise appearance to vote after surgery, contributing to the failure of Mayorkas's impeachment.
• The GOP's motion to reconsider the vote is met with confusion and ultimately fails as well.

Colbert comments on the GOP's continued failures and moves on to discuss the Nevada primary results.

• Colbert continues to mock GOP's failed votes, including their attempt to secure aid for Israel.
• Joe Biden's commanding win in the Nevada Democratic primary is mentioned, as well as the GOP's primary shenanigans.

Colbert addresses Nikki Haley's underwhelming primary results and Ronna McDaniel's expected resignation from the RNC.

• Nikki Haley loses to 'None of These Candidates' in the Nevada primary, and her campaign message is mocked.
• Ronna McDaniel is expected to step down as RNC chair after Trump's critique, and Colbert jokes about her name change.

Colbert wraps up the segment with final thoughts and announces his guest for the night.

• Colbert finishes the political commentary with some final jokes.
• He announces that he will be talking to Christopher Nolan, highlighting his work as a writer and director.