Suzy Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen

Thorn2200

Thorn2200

2 min, 55 sec

A comedic skit imagining Darth Vader trying to order food in the Death Star canteen.

Summary

  • Darth Vader attempts to order penne in the Death Star's cafeteria, insisting he doesn't need a tray.
  • Vader becomes frustrated when the cafeteria worker doesn't recognize him and insists he needs a tray.
  • Vader threatens the worker with the power of the Force, but still ends up needing a tray for the hot food.
  • Mistaken for Jeff Vader by the worker, Darth Vader becomes increasingly agitated during the interaction.
  • The skit ends with Vader threatening death by tray to the canteen worker and others if he does not get his Penne all'Arrabbiata.

Chapter 1

Darth Vader's Penne Order

0:00 - 31 sec

Darth Vader tries to order penne at the Death Star canteen and is told he needs a tray.

Darth Vader tries to order penne at the Death Star canteen and is told he needs a tray.

  • Darth Vader decides to have penne while at the Death Star canteen.
  • The canteen worker informs Vader that he needs a tray for his order.
  • Vader, confused and irritated, asserts his identity as Lord Vader, not understanding the need for a tray.

Chapter 2

The Tray Conflict

0:30 - 31 sec

A conflict arises over the need for a tray, leading to Darth Vader's frustration.

A conflict arises over the need for a tray, leading to Darth Vader's frustration.

  • Vader argues he can kill the canteen worker with the power of the Force or with a tray if needed.
  • The worker stands firm on the requirement for a tray to carry the hot food.

Chapter 3

Identity and Authority

1:01 - 40 sec

Darth Vader is mistaken for someone else and tries to assert his authority.

Darth Vader is mistaken for someone else and tries to assert his authority.

  • Vader is mistakenly thought to be challenging the worker to a fight to the death.
  • He clarifies that he is Lord Vader, and everyone usually challenges him, not the other way around.
  • The worker thinks Vader is 'Mr. Stevens,' head of catering, and Vader insists that he runs the Death Star.

Chapter 4

The Identity Mix-Up

1:41 - 1 min, 4 sec

Vader faces an identity crisis as the canteen worker mistakes him for someone else.

Vader faces an identity crisis as the canteen worker mistakes him for someone else.

  • Vader is frustrated to be mistaken for 'Jeff Vader,' and the worker asks for Jeff's autograph.
  • Vader insists on his identity as Darth Vader and becomes increasingly agitated.

Chapter 5

Darth Vader's Final Stand

2:46 - 5 sec

Darth Vader ends the encounter with an ultimatum involving a tray.

Darth Vader ends the encounter with an ultimatum involving a tray.

  • Vader, still not receiving his order, threatens death by tray to the worker and everyone in the canteen.
  • He demands his Penne all'Arrabbiata with the implication of violence if his request is not met.