the most expensive video i've ever made

Schlagg

Schlagg

11 min, 7 sec

A detailed look at the luxurious amenities of a $44,000 per night hotel in Kyoto, along with commentary and sponsored content.

Summary

  • The video starts with a brief introduction of Schlatt who mentions his affluence and tendency to flex back when flexed upon.
  • Schlatt tours a $44,000 a night hotel in Kyoto, showcasing the master bedroom, bathroom, laundry service, and living spaces.
  • He comments on the expensive hotel services, including a $200 laundry load and overpriced minibar items.
  • Mid-video, Schlatt takes a break to promote his merchandise, including vinyl figures and plushies.
  • The tour ends with Schlatt showing the control panels for automated curtains and expressing his thoughts on wealth and luxury.

Chapter 1

Introduction and Flexing Wealth

0:00 - 21 sec

Schlatt introduces himself, his wealth, and his competitive nature in response to a friend's expensive hotel stay.

Schlatt introduces himself, his wealth, and his competitive nature in response to a friend's expensive hotel stay.

  • Schlatt introduces himself and mentions that he's wealthy.
  • He tells the story of how he had to outdo his friend's $2,000 hotel stay by booking a $44,000 hotel in Kyoto.

Chapter 2

Master Bedroom Tour

0:28 - 34 sec

Schlatt showcases the master bedroom's luxurious features in the Ritz Carlton Kyoto, including a walk-in closet and expensive artwork.

Schlatt showcases the master bedroom's luxurious features in the Ritz Carlton Kyoto, including a walk-in closet and expensive artwork.

  • Highlights the spaciousness of the master bedroom, indicating luxury by the placement of the bed.
  • Shows off the large walk-in closet and assumes the price of the artwork to be around $30,000.
  • The bathroom includes a TV in the mirror and a phone for important calls.

Chapter 3

Laundry and Closet Amenities

1:03 - 1 min, 20 sec

The expensive laundry service and built-in closet features are critiqued.

The expensive laundry service and built-in closet features are critiqued.

  • Schlatt reacts to the high cost of the hotel's laundry service, opting for a cheaper alternative.
  • He demonstrates a built-in flashlight in the walk-in closet.

Chapter 4

Merchandise Promotion

2:22 - 1 min, 8 sec

Schlatt promotes his new merchandise collection, including vinyl figures, plushies, and pins.

Schlatt promotes his new merchandise collection, including vinyl figures, plushies, and pins.

  • Introduces his new merchandise collection, featuring items like vinyl figures, plushies, and pins.
  • Encourages viewers to purchase the limited-time offerings from the collection.

Chapter 5

Coffee and Bedroom Features

3:31 - 2 min, 28 sec

Schlatt comments on the coffee table, terrace, and minibar in the bedroom.

Schlatt comments on the coffee table, terrace, and minibar in the bedroom.

  • Shows a coffee table in the bedroom with Americanized seats.
  • Comments on the minibar prices and demonstrates the espresso machine.

Chapter 6

Living Room and Study Area

5:59 - 1 min, 56 sec

Schlatt tours the living room and study area, highlighting the phone, books available, and instructions on enjoying music.

Schlatt tours the living room and study area, highlighting the phone, books available, and instructions on enjoying music.

  • Points out another phone and comments on the unnecessary number of calls he receives.
  • Pokes fun at the selection of books and the guide on how to enjoy music.

Chapter 7

Terrace and Final Thoughts

7:55 - 3 min, 3 sec

The terrace is showcased, and Schlatt reflects on the extravagance of the hotel and the nature of wealth.

The terrace is showcased, and Schlatt reflects on the extravagance of the hotel and the nature of wealth.

  • Highlights the terrace and its view, stating the price of the hotel is justified by this feature.
  • Shares his critical viewpoint on the necessity of such luxury.