The host pays a heartfelt tribute to Norman Lear, acknowledging his significant contributions to television and his personal interactions with him.

• The host mourns the loss of Norman Lear, a giant in the world of television and a great man whom the host had the pleasure of meeting.
• Lear is credited with creating some of the greatest television shows and characters of all time, including All in the Family, Good Times, The Jeffersons, Mod, The Facts of Life, Different Strokes, Sanford and Son, One Day at a Time, Mary Hartman, Mary Harman, and Fernwood.
• The host shares a personal anecdote about a shirt he and his wife sent Lear, which had 'Lear' printed on it, and Lear's appreciative response.
• The host emphasizes that everyone who works in or even watches television owes Lear a great debt, especially himself, having worked with Lear on several projects over the last five years.

The host comments on Time Magazine's Person of the Year, Taylor Swift, and discusses the fourth Republican primary debate.

• The host humorously remarks on Taylor Swift beating out Vladimir Putin, the president of China, and King Charles for Time Magazine's Person of the Year.
• He also jokes about the possibility of sexy photos of Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell existing, referencing the magazine's multiple covers featuring Taylor Swift.
• The host compares the absence of Trump from the Republican primary debate to an NSYNC reunion without Justin Timberlake.
• The host mentions the participants of the debate, including Nikki Haley, Ron DeSantis, Chris Christie, and Vivek Ramaswamy, and humorously compares them to bird brain, meatball, fat pig, and Vivien Hamas karate, as Trump might call them.

Kevin McCarthy's resignation from Congress and North Korea's declining birth rate are discussed.

• The host jokes about Kevin McCarthy's future career in podcast commercials following his resignation from Congress.
• He also mocks a video announcement McCarthy made to break the news of his resignation, in which McCarthy promises to keep fighting for the country he loves.
• The host humorously addresses Kim Jong-un's emotional appearance at the National Conference of Mothers and the declining birth rate in North Korea, attributing it to malnutrition, poverty, and the undesirable living conditions in North Korea.

The host mocks the MyPillow guy's Christmas special and provides a reminder to parents about Elf on the Shelf.

• The host creates a parody advertisement for the MyPillow guy's Christmas special, making fun of various comedic scenarios and characters.
• The host provides a daily reminder for parents to move their Elf on the Shelf, with a comedic suggestion of placing it with a bottle of tequila.

The host continues to mock MyPillow guy's Christmas special with a detailed comedic skit.

• The host creates a detailed comedic skit for the MyPillow guy's Christmas special, featuring various scenarios, characters, and performances.
• The skit includes appearances from 'Chuck Norton', 'Herschel Walker', 'Judge Jeanine Pirro' and her 'trained feline army', 'Lauren Boebert', and 'Jimmy Crimble'.
• The host makes fun of the MyPillow guy's products, offering a promo code for 80% off 'Bible story pillows', one depicting the decapitation of St John the Baptist.