Colin Jost and Michael Che open the segment and joke about Donald Trump's undefeated primary streak, except in court, and his pivot to a more moderate tone.

• Colin Jost and Michael Che introduce themselves amidst cheers and applause.
• They discuss Trump's South Carolina primary win and his shift to a more moderate, unifying tone ahead of the general election.

The hosts comment on Nikki Haley's presidential race prospects, Tim Scott's support for Trump, and the Alabama Supreme Court's ruling on embryos.

• Michael Che jokes about Nikki Haley's unpopularity among Black voters in South Carolina and her slim chances in the presidential race.
• Colin Jost makes a satirical remark about Tim Scott's expressed willingness to support Trump.
• Both hosts comically address the Alabama Supreme Court's decision equating embryos to children.

A 'frozen embryo' from Alabama joins the hosts to humorously discuss its perspective on the recent court ruling.

• Michael Che introduces a 'frozen embryo' who comments on its 'life' in liquid nitrogen at negative 200 degrees.
• The embryo makes light-hearted remarks about its lack of human features and the impacts of the court ruling on its status.
• Colin Jost probes the embryo's thoughts on being considered a full human life, leading to humorous exchanges about its non-existence.

Jost and Che continue with a rapid-fire series of jokes, touching on topics ranging from Boeing's 737 MAX to Red Lobster's Lobster Fest.

• The hosts joke about President Biden's campaign funds and his near fall on Air Force One's stairs.
• They satirize Donald Trump's potential re-election and his ability to work with Mitch McConnell.
• More jokes follow about zombie deer disease, the 737 MAX program head, and Red Lobster's unique celebration.

Truman Capote visits the set to talk about Women's History Month, delivering humorous and off-color remarks about historical female figures.

• Truman Capote, impersonated by a cast member, comments on Women's History Month, starting with Amelia Earhart.
• Capote humorously criticizes historical women like Betsy Ross and Florence Nightingale, revealing his conflicted feelings towards women.
• The segment wraps up with Capote's cynical take on women's contributions to history and a final joke about his mistake of Colin Jost's identity.