Worst Flirting I've Ever Seen
penguinz0
13 min, 58 sec
A detailed recount of a failed attempt to flirt with a woman involving inappropriate comments and a lack of social awareness.
Summary
- The protagonist shows romantic interest in a woman by making awkward comments and questioning if she's autistic.
- He expresses frustration over her lack of response to his jokes and accuses her of not appreciating 'a good thing'.
- The woman responds with sarcasm, further frustrating him, culminating in his accusation that she must have a mental disorder or be asexual.
- The protagonist's behavior is deemed creepy by the woman and their mutual friend group, leading to his ostracization.
- The narrative serves as a cautionary tale against using such tactics in romantic pursuits.
Chapter 1
An introduction to the protagonist's awkward attempts at flirting with a woman.
- The protagonist joins a new friend group and shows interest in a woman.
- He tries to communicate with her, lamenting that he knows little about her apart from her liking potatoes and the town of Salem.
- He lies about not being bothered by her lack of eye contact, which he confesses actually disturbs him greatly.
Chapter 2
The protagonist's inappropriate inquiry about autism and his reaction to the woman's disinterest.
- He bluntly asks the woman if she is autistic, which she denies before inquiring about his thoughts on her.
- The woman's lack of interest in him triggers an aggressive response, questioning why she doesn't laugh at his jokes.
Chapter 3
The woman's dismissive and sarcastic response to the protagonist's continued questioning.
- After being questioned further, the woman expresses disinterest, stating she doesn't think of the protagonist in a romantic way.
- The protagonist, unable to accept rejection, accuses her of being jealous of his time spent with others.
Chapter 4
The protagonist becomes increasingly frustrated and confrontational in his messages.
- He questions why she treats him differently from others in the friend group and accuses her of being oblivious to 'a good thing'.
- The protagonist's messages become more aggressive and insulting, reflecting his inability to handle rejection.
Chapter 5
The protagonist tries to justify his behavior with delusional reasoning.
- He accuses her of being autistic again, suggesting that her behavior aligns with symptoms he found online.
- Despite his previous insults, he professes his attraction to her and hints at wanting a romantic relationship.
Chapter 6
The protagonist reaches a breaking point and the woman ends the conversation.
- He persists with the autism accusation and shifts to complimenting her, showing a lack of consistency in his approach.
- The woman, unfazed by his tactics, continues to dismiss him, leading to the end of their communication.
Chapter 7
The consequences faced by the protagonist after the woman shares the conversation with their friend group.
- The friend group deems the protagonist creepy and obnoxious, resulting in his removal from the group.
- The narrative concludes, highlighting the inappropriateness of the protagonist's behavior and his failure to understand social cues.
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